2010年9月29日星期三

HAR?

Was dealing with suppliers these days
Ya...at this moment when many people sitting at home for their thesis,
I'm still dealing with these stuff
Thanks to my supervisor...
And my conversation always starts with
"Hi. Mr/ Mrs XXX. I'm Miss Hii calling from IMU. May I know do you sell any osmometer?"
Then there were several responses, the top one was
"HAR? What?"
" Osmometer"
"HAR? What is it for? Can you describe it?"
"Ermm...It's for measuring osmotic pressure. I need to test osmolality of certain natural product."
"Owh...owh...sorry we don't have it."
Got one uncle even responded
"I don't have osmometer but I have thermometer, you want?"
"""=.="""
Uncle...is too different la!
In which I don't know whether I should cry or laugh on such response
Yeah, it can be whole noon calling ended up with no one selling such weird instrument, but I received lots of "HAR?".
But finally out of 20++ I called, there were 4 of them having it and the responses were
"Yaya...may I know which one you want? There are bla bla bla....."
Yeah...it successfully stunned me for seconds
as I have no idea about this thing and forced me to read more afterwards
But always there was another "HAR?" session at the end of the conversation
when they asked me for name and email
"Miss, may I have your name and email address ?"
"Miss Hii here. H-I-I"
"HAR? Sorry, H-I-I?"
"Ya. H-I-I"
Got another aunty even worse
"Miss, may I have your name and email address ?"
"Miss Hii here. H-I-I"
"HAR?"
"H-I-I. Email address bla bla bla"
"Ok. Let me confirm again ah....Miss Hee, H-E-E bla bla bla"
"Nonono....is H-I-I. Double 'I' "
"OWH...HAHAHA...Sorry sorry"
=.='''
Now I have learnt to answer the last question with
"I will text you my full name with my email address, ok?"
No more "HAR" please
=/
Antisocialising now and appreciate to be alone
Blame the post-effect of talking too much with suppliers
Hugs staff officers for giving me supports

2010年9月18日星期六

不要打我

不知曾经何时
Broga hill 突然在我班掀起风潮
当越来越多人踊跃报名登山团时
我更跟着举双手摇摆说我要去!
星期三中午,有人问
“有去哦?”
我很大声地“有!”
星期四中午,有人问
“有去哦?”
我很大声地“有!”
星期五中午,有人问
“有去哦?”
我很大声地“有”
甚至还强逼某人一起去,当天下午才进Lab
然后,今天中午,有人问
“有去哦?”
我开始吞口水
因为,她一封出乎我意料之外的信息
那几句吩咐,那几句要求
因为,另一个她,踏进我的culture room说的那个我应该高兴的好消息
是的,我犹豫了
然后,我挣扎了
结果,我决定了
“再见了,Broga Hill! ”
“早安,IMU ”
=)
知道有的人想打我
我也不想的
下次好不好?
下次一定会去

2010年9月1日星期三

零分

看到刘墉要他儿子考零分的那篇文章
一刹那,好像看到了自己的爸爸
嗯,我也有一个要我考零分的爸爸
从小都爱跟他打赌
打赌这打赌那
连妈妈都没辙
然后有一天,他对着我说:
有种,你就考个零分回来,我什么都答应你!
可是一直到现在,我都没种考个零分回来
他知道我没那胆量
直到那一天他生日跟他聊天
突然我问起:
爸,如果我研究结果是零分,怎么办?
如果这一次天注定,我的努力真的得了零分,东西零效果
然后,手机那一边传来:
“那就拿个漂亮的零分回来!
用尽各种办法努力证明给我看那是零分啊!”
*****
对啊,这就是研究
钻研了究根就底
没有人会放弃你,只有你放弃你自己
能做的,能改善的,就要想办法去做
不要,空留遗憾
回荡在脑里的是许爸爸豪迈的那一句
“要就漂亮的一百分,不然就漂亮的零分”
=)
但,鼻酸的是那最后那一句
“蔚。。蛋糕切了给你,快点回来吃,
你很久没有跟我去菜巴刹了”